A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, What do they do there? He is told First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.. Then they lay you on bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devils comes in and beats you for the rest of the day. The man doesnt like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries. He finds that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks What do they do here ? He is told First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.. Then they lay you on bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devils comes in and beats you for the rest of the day. But that is exactly the same as the other hells, so why are so many people waiting to get in here? . Wonders the man He is told, Because the maintenance here is so bad that the chair doesnt work, Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed And the Indian devil is a former Government servant, So he just comes, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen. :P :D
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 16:30:01 +0000
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