A man is driving home from a party with his wife and son. They get pulled over at a DUI checkpoint and the policeman gives the man the breathalizer test. The machine beeps and the policeman asks the man to step out of the car. Bullshit!, he exclaims in response. I havent had a single drop! The machine is obviously broken, test it on my wife! The policeman reluctantly agrees as the man does not seem intoxicated. As the wife is blowing into the breathalizer, it beeps again and shows that she is drunk as well. See? It doesnt work! You can even test my 4-year-old son! So the 4-year-old kid takes the breathalizer test and whaddaya know, it says hes drunk as well. As I said its broken, you should get it checked. The policeman is left puzzled, he apologises and lets the man on his way. As they start driving along again, the man turns to his wife and says: You see that? I told you it wont hurt to give the kid a taste.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 02:40:35 +0000