A man received the following text message from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. Ive been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night, when youre not around. In fact, more than you. Im not getting any at home, but thats no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it wont happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot and killed his wife and then himself. A pity really. He missed the next message ..... Wifi!......... shit I meant wifi.........., not wife. Bloody autocorrect........., Sorry Bob.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 06:04:23 +0000