A man receives a text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry Bob, I have to confess, I’ve been tapping your wife. I’ve been doing it day and night when youre not around. In fact, more than you. Im not getting it at home, but thats no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology. I promise that it wont happen again.” The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: “Darn auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife.”
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 14:54:31 +0000
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