A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Later, he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. Howd you get down here so fast? he asked. We just made love! Oh my God, his wife gasped, Thats my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile. Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. Mother, I cant believe this happened. Why didnt you say something? The mother-in-law huffed, I havent spoken to that jerk for fifteen years and I wasnt about to start now!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 01:03:01 +0000