A man returns home a day early from a business trip. Its after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked mans head. The wife shouts, Dont do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for our new 65 foot yacht. HE paid for your season tickets for the Canucks.. HE paid for our home in Palm Springs on the new golf course. HE paid for your USA tour and the new 4x4 Range Rover HE paid for our Golf club memberships, and HE even pays the monthly dues! Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, What would you do? The cabby replies, Id cover them with that blanket before he catches a cold. 5 hours ago
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 00:05:27 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015