A man runs up to a flic in Paris and says: Monsieur, there is a man and a woman under the bridge, making love! The policeman smiles and says: Its Paris, its spring, thats ok The man: Non monsieur; hes making love to a dead woman Policeman: Ah non, ca ne va pas, Ill go and look - and he runs down the step. He comes back 5 mins later and says: Non, monsieur, its ok; hes not making love to a dead woman; shes English :-)
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 03:08:34 +0000