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A man rushes into a bar and orders a double brandy. While the barman is pouring, the man extends his hand at knee height and asks: “Do penguins grow this big?” “I should think so,” the barman replies. The man raises his hand. “How about this big?” “Well, perhaps a king penguin, but I’m not sure . . .” The man holds his hand at shoulder level: “This big?” “Not a cat in hell’s chance.” The man knocks back his drink in one. “SHIT. I just ran over a nun.”

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