A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my big mistake. What did you do? asks the doctor. Well, I lifted the cows tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours! I dont remember much after that!
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 18:35:00 +0000
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