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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough there was my wife’s golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake. What did you do? asks the doctor. Well I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey this looks like yours!
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 18:32:04 +0000

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