A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, What size please? Good question, he replies, Im not sure, Tell ya what. Right outside, theres a fence with three holes in it, stick your d**k in the holes and tell me which one it fits in, suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, sees his d**k and starts feeling it. The man thinks, Hey, this aint too bad. Then he puts his d**k in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away. He quickly shoves his d**k in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him. After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter. The assistant asks What size then? Forget the condoms, says the man, how much for the fence? M&M™
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 13:42:52 +0000
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