A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, theres an advert for Gorilla Catchers He calls the number, and the gorilla cathcer, Santa, says he will be over in 30 minutes. Santa arrives within 30 minutes and gets out of his van. Hes got a LADDER, a BASEBALL BAT, a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG. What are you going to do, the house owner asks? Santa said, Im going to put this LADDER up against the roof, and then Im going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT. When the gorilla falls off, the DOG is trained to grab the gorillas testicles and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van. He hands the shotgun to the house owner. Whats the shotgun for? asks the house owner. Santa replies, If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, SHOOT THE DOG.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 09:34:27 +0000
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