A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. - TopicsExpress



          

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?” The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.” So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks. The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.” The guy replies, “No kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!”
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:22:33 +0000

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