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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. The barman replies, Certainly, sir, thatll be one cent. ONE PENNY! exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, Yes. So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg? Certainly sir, replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money. How much money? inquires the guy. Four cents, he replies. FOUR cents! exclaims the guy. Wheres the guy who owns this place? The barman replies, Upstairs with my wife. The guy says, Whats he doing with your wife? The bartender replies, The same thing Im doing to his business.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 12:35:00 +0000

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