A man walks into a chemists and says, Listen,Ive got three girls coming over tonight. Ive never had three at once and I need something to keep me potent The chemist reaches under the counter and reveals a small cardboard box marked Viagra Extra Strength. If you take this,youll go mental for 12 hours he says. Excitedly. The man says, Gimme tree boxes. The next day the man walks unto the same shop,walks up to the same chemist and pulls down his pants. The chemist looks in horror at the mans penis which is black and blue,and the skin is hanging off in places. The man says, Gimme a tube of Deep Heat. The chemist replies, Deep Heat? You cant put Deep Heat on that! The man says,No,its for my arms. The girls didnt show up.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 18:20:17 +0000
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