A man was laying across 3 seats in a theater... The usher noticed - TopicsExpress



          

A man was laying across 3 seats in a theater... The usher noticed this, and said, Sorry, but youre only allowed 1 seat.. The man groaned but didnt budge... The usher became impatient... Sir, the usher said, if you dont get up from there, Im going to have to call the manager...Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager... In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man... Together the 2 of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success... Finally, they called the police... The cop surveyed the situation briefly and said,All right, buddy. Whats your name?... Sam, the man moaned... Where ya from, Sam? the cop asked... The balcony Sam replied...
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 23:31:50 +0000

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