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A man was on the bed sleeping with his wife, he dreamt he was in heaven. When he got to the heavens gate, he met an angel who start showing him everytin. After a while the man asked the angel. Man:can i piss here? Angel:its not allowed but you can. After a short while again the man asked. Man: can i mess here? Angel: its not allowed but you can. After a while again the man asked. Man:can i poo here? angel: its not allowed but you can. Then the man saw a flower and then ask the angel. Man:can i use the flower to clean my butt? Angel:its not allowed but you can. As the man was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a big slap landed on his face....... Wife: you piss for bed i no talk, you mess i leave you i no talk, you poo on top bed i leave you i no talk. You won kon use my wrapper clean your bottom.you be winch?

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