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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die. The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. Where are you? the man asked. Who are you? I am your guardian angel, the voice answered. Oh yeah? the man asked. And where the hell were you when I got married? :D

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