A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, What happened? Well, doc, I live in a caravan park, the man explained, And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. Shes blonde and built like a brick shithouse. Shes so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her caravan. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog. And? prompted the doctor. Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the caravan and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick. It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the cooker. Have a leka day all
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 06:20:34 +0000
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