A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice. Father-in-law: Young man, youre coming to seek my daughters hand in marriage andyoure chewing gum. Thats a sign of disrespect! Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-in-law: You mean you drink and smoke, and youre here to seek my daughters hand in marriage? Man: Sir, I only drink and smoke when I go to the club. Father-in-law: You club too? Man: Im sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-in-law: Youve also been to prison before? Oh my God! Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed someone Father-in-law: What!!! Youre a killer? Man: Sir, I was angry because a certain man didnt allow me to marry his daughter, so I killed him! Father-in-law: Oh! Okay.... You know what? Youre highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. Youre absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Welcome to the family
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 05:49:49 +0000
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