A man who had just been deserted by his wife wanted to commit suicide. As he was about to hand himself, his friend came in and the the following dialogue ensured: Friend --> What are you doing? Man --> I want to commit suicide Friend --> Why? Man --> Because of my condition and the fact that my wife has abandoned me. Friend --> So why did you tie the rope around your waist, it should be your neck. Man --> I tried it around my neck and i discovered i was choking and could not breathe normally
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 18:35:18 +0000
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