A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought, however, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry we can’t hire you.” “But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking.” “Really? Great! Show me!” responds the interviewer. So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. “Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!” “Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man,” he states. “Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?” demands the interviewer. “Oh,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 08:54:01 +0000