A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his Priest, I almost had an affair with another woman. The Priest said, What do you mean, ALMOST? The Irishman said, Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The Priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 IN THE POOR BOX!! The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The Priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, I saw that. You didnt put any money in the poor box! The Irishman replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, thats the same as putting it in!
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 03:11:00 +0000
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