A married couple are driving along a motorway doing a steady 95km per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. I know weve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce. The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 105kmph. The husband speaks again. I dont want you to try and talk me out of it, He says, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, And shes a far better lover than you are. Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 120 He pushes his luck. I want the house, he says insistently.. Up to 140 . I want the car, too, he continues. 160 kmph. And, he says, Ill have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat! The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, Isnt there anything you want? The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. No, Ive got everything I need, she says. Oh, really, he inquires, so what have you got? Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. The airbag. Admin Steve
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 06:39:25 +0000
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