A married couple decides its time for bed. They both get up off the couch. The husband goes upstairs, brushes his teeth, and...goes to bed. The wife? Straightens the family room and the cushions on the couch; straightens the kitchen, empties and loads the dishwasher AND washes the pots and pans; puts everyones stuff in piles for them to take upstairs; turns off all the twinkle lights and room lights; locks all the doors; goes upstairs, smells poop and discovers the cats have done a number and takes care of said mess; brushes teeth, gets ready for bed...and tries to fall asleep next to the husband who is now snoring like a buzz saw. Yes, this is my life. 😜😂
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 03:20:56 +0000
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