A married woman entered a Pharmacy, walked to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, I would like to buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS. The bewildered Pharmacist asked, why, what for? The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband. The Pharmacist shouted, Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin. Absolutely not, shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed, Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription. Its even on sale (Buy One Get One Free) .
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 10:17:22 +0000