A mid week funny...... Every now and then a good one comes along …… I bought a new imported Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck... Go figure... It runs on either LPG, petrol, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldnt get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. Nelson, the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie! he continued and On The Road Again came from the speakers. Then he said, Ray Charles!, and in an instant, Georgia On My Mind replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time Id say, Beethoven,Id get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles, Id get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him... I yelled, “F*****g Idiot!” Immediately, the radio responded with: Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten. Damn, I love this truck...
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 06:11:16 +0000
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