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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked Is my time up? God said, No you have another 35 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, and boob job. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, I thought you said I had another 35 years?! Why didnt you pull me out of the path of that car? God replied, I didnt recognize you.

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