A middle aged-woman had a heart attack nd was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if it was it. God said, No, u hve another 43 yrs, 2mnths, nd 8 days 2 live. Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and hve a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation nd tummy tuck. She even had someone come in nd change he hair colour . Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She left the hospital after the last operation, nd while crossing the street she was killed by Ann ambulance speeding to the hosspital. Arriving in front of God, she demand, I thought you said I had another 40yrs?? God replied, I didnt recognise you. Uvele uzishintshelani???
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 13:43:36 +0000