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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! Im sorry Mr. Schwartz, said the mortician, But I cant send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity. And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead mans schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. I have something to show you that you wont believe, he said, and opened his briefcase. Oh my god! she screamed, Bernie Schwartz is dead!

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