A mother passing by her daughters bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made & everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up on the center of the bed. It was addressed, Mom. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands: Dear Mum, it is with great regret & sorrow that I am writing to you, i had to escape with my new boyfriend because i wanted to avoid a scene with you & Dad. Ive been finding real passion with him & he is so nice, even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard & motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion Mum, i am pregnant & he said that we will b very happy. He already owns a traitor in the woods & has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me & that is now one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone & well b growing it for us & trading it with his friends for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime well pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so he can get better, he sure deserves it! Dont worry Mum, i am 15yrs old now & i know how to take care of myself. Someday i am sure well be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Sophie... P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. Im over at the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind u that there r worse things in life than my report card thats in my desk top drawer. I love u! Call me when it is safe to come home..
Posted on: Sun, 19 Jan 2014 22:16:09 +0000
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