A must read 2make u laff n Relax dis afternoon... Death came To Akpors one day and said “my friend Akpors today is your day”. Akpors said “but I’m not ready to die, please spare me na”…but death said, “well you are next on my list so there is nothing I can do.” Akpors tried to plead with death but it refused, that was when Akpors came up with the craziest plan ever. Akpors said to death: “Ok why dont you take a seat while I get you something to eat before we go?” “Alright then, nodded death; but I will still take you after this.” Akpors gave death some food and thought of adding poison into it, but said to himself, ‘since it is Death, poison won’t have any effect on it,’ so he added some sleeping pills in it; Death ate up the food very fast and fell asleep in no time. When asleep, Akpors took the Death list, Rubbed his name off the top of the list and wrote it at the bottom of the list so he would be the last to be taken. So when Death woke up he said to Akpors, “Akpors my friend, no one has ever received me the way that you did; because you have been so nice to ne with such hospitality that I even Fell asleep, I will do you a great favor and start taking people FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST!!” Akpors fainted!
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 11:49:27 +0000