A must read... A pregnant woman went to the hospital for delivery. Soon, after some pain, the nurses attended to her. Push, one of the nurses queried! The pregnant woman, on her own, tried her best at pushing on the up coming baby. There were no sign that the baby was coming. After about 25 minutes, the babys head appeared However, instead of the baby to cry or show any babys signs, wonders happened!! Yea, the baby spoke... He voiced out. There, a conversation ensued them: Baby: Is this Nigeria? Nurse: Yes. Who are you? Baby: never mind! Baby: what about Boko haram are they still killing? Nurse: Yes Baby: What about Ebola virus? Nurse: Yea, still existing and no cure yet. Baby: Ehn hen? What about missing $20m? Has the Minister of Finance and Central Bank Governor resolved it? Nurse: No. We didnt hear anything again. Baby: What about the missing Chibok girls? Nurse: No. They are not found Baby: Is the national confab still going on? Nurse: Yes. Up till date, we did not have consensus Baby: Was Oduah Stella arrested for the bullet-proof cars? Nurse: Not at all Baby: Has the centenary celebrations done anything for the divisions of the country? Nurse: Division ke? Hausa/Fulani wont gree! Baby: Which prison was Sanusi Lamido Sanusi reminded? Nurse: Remind ke? He is now an Emir Baby: Shuo! So, Nigeria still corrupt reach like this? Nurse: Corruption, na Nigeria e end Baby: ehn hen? So, Gen. Muhammed Buhari, Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo, Ahmed Tinubu, Rauf Aregbesola, Gen. Atiku Abubakar nko? Are they still alive? Baby: Very much there! All of them Baby: Na GEJ be President? Nurse: Yes! He is even contesting for the second term Baby: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sorry, am not coming again!! I go try again later!!! Lolzzzzzzz
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 21:16:11 +0000
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