A must #read #joke. :D Alia Bhatts dumbness 1-After Alia Bhatts famous reply to a Question on Koffee with Karan as to Who is the President of India to which she replied Prithviraj Chauhan. Here are a few more replies from Alia Bhatt. 2-Karan: Which food do u love the most? Alia: Desi Karan: which dish? Alia: Pasta 3-Varun Dhawan: Alia tum meri koi bhi facebook update like kyun nahin karti Alia: Nahi Varun, Main to tumhari saari posts do baar like karti hoon. 4-Who is the coach of Indian womens hockey team? Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no sorry, Kabir Khan. 5-Alia Bhatt on KBC Which of the following is the Largest A. A peanut B. An Elephant C. The Moon D. A Kettle Alia: its B. An elephant 6-Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman? Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld. 7-Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho. Alia: Koi anne waala hai. Pooja: Kaun??? Alia: Achhe Din. 8-Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my Gk. Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it???? 9-Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain. Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega??? 10-Chetan Bhagat: Hey Alia, what is the opposite of IIT??? Alia: U U Coffee. 11-When Alia Bhatt forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on Google. 12-Alia to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho. Police: Lathi Charge Karne. Alia: Toh Charger toh lete jao. 13-Alia calls Air India and asks how long will it take to travel from Mumbai to delhi. Agent replies: Just a Minute Maam. Alia says Thank you and Hangs up. 14-Do you see Formula 1?? Alia: No, I Hate Maths. 15-Alia can you tell what is 3x4??? Alia: its easy, answer is 12 And what is 4x3?? Alia:Very simple its 21. 16-Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai?? Alia: Abki Baar. 17-Who was the first person to climb Mt.Everest? Alia: Simple. The person who made it. :D :v
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 16:53:54 +0000
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