A mystical teacher sat by the seaside. It was about five oclock cause we heard the free ride. Anyway, the teacher was talking in stride. Sitting upon a rock that was wide, and warning against false pride. Come to where I reside! a woman cried. And, the teacher replied, Do you serve your fish fried? Yes, she replied, With potato salad on the side And the teacher replied, Well, where do you reside? She said, Up on the hillside, its not a far ride If you came to have dinner. I would be so gratified. The teacher replied, Its six oclock, seven oclock, you decide. She replied, Seven oclock, do you like stir-fried? She was mystified and felt so dignified. The teacher was coming to the house where she resides. So she purified with pesticides. Called her friends up nationwide. Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified. She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the side. You could smell the bread in the oven far, and wide Natural juices, and water purified. Organic fruits brought from the countryside with silver forks, and knives placed side by side. You could not be dissatisfied. Looking out the window, staring at the mountainside.You would have died... 6:59 shes swollen with pride. As the moment intensified, theres a knock from outside. She opens the door, for the teacher has arrived. But to her surprise, it was a bum who cried Please, I smelt the bread from outside! One piece. and then she replied The teacher is coming, hes soon to have arrived Youre making me look bad, come on now, step aside! The bum then replied When I say Im hungry I havent lied. Give me some of that fish that you just fried She replied, fish fried? No thats for the teacher, youre not purified! Then she slammed the door and went back inside sat on the couch with the TV Guide. She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30. He still hasnt arrived Eight oclock, shes on the downside Nine oclock, by now shes teary-eyed. Shes pissed off, and her anger multiplied. She cried, then fell asleep dissatisfied. Next day she woke up, and was preoccupied. With meeting the mystical teacher who lied Where could he hide? She ran down by the seaside He was there teaching about false pride. You lied! she replied, You lied You said youd be there at seven oclock, you lied! He replied, No, I have not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move aside I asked for bread and the fish that was fried. And you said, that I wasnt purified She replied, I wasnt notified! I had no idea that you was the bum that cried! And the teacher sighed, then replied This concludes our lesson on false pride
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 08:30:30 +0000
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