A night in my life: Random drunk guy - Hey I think youre really beautiful and I want to kiss you. Me - Well thank you. Thats nice of you to say & I respect your bravery... But Im definitely a taken lady. Have a good night. Random drunk guy - So youre not going to let me make out with you? I said I want to. Me - Dude. Im taken. Dont make me regret being nice to you. Random drunk guy - So thats a no? Me - Sweet Jesus. (steps aside to avoid getting fallen on) Random drunk dude #2 - We both have ripped jeans! Wanna party? No no no. No. And wtf? Just no.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 16:41:53 +0000
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