A note to the Politicians of the country: I am available for hire to go on Hungerstrike in support of any issues for a certain fee. I will drink 4 bottles of Whisky at a stretch and sleep in the stage looking pale and half dead so that people will be compelled to shower sympathy on me. In case, I get up and mumble some obscenities, people wont get it and will think I am trying to make some statements. People who drinks knows appetite is no problem in such cases. And when some Neta will offer some orange juice to break my fast after 3-4 days, hat will take care of my hangover. Only catch being, charges will be steep....what if nobody comes forward to break my fast? Sure, the political parties can afford that with the kind of Black Money available in their coffer....
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 06:56:09 +0000
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