A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi, and a blonde - TopicsExpress



          

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, Is this some kind of joke? Signs youre logged on to a redneck computer: The keyboard is camouflaged The screen has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it The password is Bubba The monitor is up on blocks After praying non-stop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes. I wish for the coolest car in the universe. Done I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the world. Done I wish for the best woman in the world. So God sent him Mother Theresa. Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: Whats it called when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? A: Data transfer.
Posted on: Sat, 10 May 2014 03:22:05 +0000

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