A nurse once told me this story, i doubt if it is true but would love it to be: A women came to casualty at xmas with a head injury and was asked to explain the circumstances. This is the story: The old man had fallen asleep after the xmas meal and the son had taken the neck of a chicken and unzipped his dads flies and placed the neck poking out and had gone down the pub. the mum walked in and saw the cat licking away at the dads manhood and she screamed with disgust. The cat freaked out, clamped its teeth on the old todger and pulled it off and leapt out of the window. The mum fainted and hit her head as she fell
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 10:50:55 +0000
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