A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer right now, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. The second person, Uhuru Kenyatta, said, Im the peoples president. I cant die now, Im needed in my government for the fight against terror! So he took the second parachute and left. The third was the Kenyas former prime minister one mr. Raila Odinga and he said, Im the smartest Politician in the world, so I cant die now, my party still need me for the Okoa Kenya Referendum push! So he took one and left. Then it was left with the Pope and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied, No need for that, There are two parachutes left. The pope asked her, How come? The little girl replied, The former prime minister took my school bag. phwaahaaha gdnite guys
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 18:14:08 +0000
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