A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer right now, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. The second person, Aliko Dangote said, Im the richest man in Africa, I cant die now, Im needed in Africa! So he took the second parachute and left. The third was the Nigerian President and he said, Im the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now, my people still need me! So he took one and left. Then it was left with the Pope and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied, No need for that, There are two parachutes left. The pope asked her, How come? The little girl replied, The Nigerian President took my school bag... Read Read Read.. Before you comment. This is to inform you that akpos the comedian have just created a new page where he post only funny Jokes funny Jokes click on the link to start reading funny Jokes funny Jokes dont miss it. U qonna lauqh till your ribs are cracked. Just Like Reporters Reporters Reporters and start enjoying your day on facebook. Just like it and see more stories
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