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A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes mean while there were Five passenqers. The first person was Messi and he said: You know Im the best footballer, I cant die now. He took one parachute and left. The second, who was Aliko Dangote said: You know Im the richest man in Africa and Im too young to die. So he took the second parachute and left. President Jonathan said: You know Im the smartest President in the world so I cant die now. He took one and left. The passengers left were Pope John Paul and a little school girl. The Pope said 2 her: Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl, replied: There are two parachutes left, Jonathan took my school bag. ~i beg na joke~ oo000!

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