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A plane was abt 2 crash, there were only 4 parachutes and 5 passengers. d first passenger was messi, he said u kw im d best footballer, i cant die now he took one parachute and left. the second was Aliko Dangote and he said u kw im the richest man in africa, i cant die now he took d second parachute and left. the third was Goodluck Jonathan and he said u kw im d smartest president in the world, i cant die now, he took one parachute and also left. the passengers left were pope john paul and a little girl. the pope said to her take d last one, Ill sacrifice my life 4 u the little girl replied therere 2 parachutes left, Jonathan took my school bag

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