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A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash in mid air and there were only 4 parachutes. 1st passenger, Lionel Messi : Im d worlds best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps. 2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: Im Africas richest man. I dont want to die now. He takes another one and jumps. Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: Im the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps. The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to the 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl Im an old man, Ill sacrifice my life for Urs but d girl replied no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left. how can that be? asked Pope. The girl replied The Nigerian President took my school bag thinking it was a parachute. Its just a joke oooh plz.

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