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A plane with five people on board was about to crash, but there were only 4parachutes. The 1st person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. Aliko Dangote, said, Im the richest man in Africa, I cant die now! So he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third was a Jacob Zuma and he said, Im the president of SA moreover another election is at the corner, so I cant die now! So he took one and left. Then the Pope said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied, No need for that, your Holiness, there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her, How come? The little girl replied, That SA President took my school bag! Lol hahaha, one word for SA president ?

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