A police officer pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and said, Sir, May I see your drivers license and registration please? The driver said, Whats the problem, officer? Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection. Oh, come on pal, there wasnt a car within miles of me! Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and proceed with caution. You gotta be kidding me! Its no joke, sir. Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution. Thats beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop, and you didnt. Now if I may see your license and... Youve got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! Whats the matter; all the doughnut shops closed? Sir, Ill overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and registration immediately! I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop. The police officer had enough and said to the driver, Sir, I can do better than that. He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?
Posted on: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:41:12 +0000