A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. What are you going to do with the prize money? the officer asks. The man responds, I guess Ill go to a driving school and get my license. His wife says, Officer, dont listen to him. Hes a smart person when hes drunk. The guy in the back seat says, I knew we wouldnt get far in this stolen car. Just then a knock comes from the boot of the car and a voice calls out, Have we crossed the border yet?
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 05:45:38 +0000