A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. The man says, Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack. Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample. I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death. Well, then we need a urine sample. I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get really low blood sugar. Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line. I can’t do that, officer. Why not? Because I’m too drunk to do that!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 06:54:21 +0000