A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. With even greater emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. And then finally, he said, And if I had all the whiskey in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall We Gather at the River.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 10:21:30 +0000
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