A preacher was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I dont know, said the preacher. How about why there is a God, or Heaven or Hell, or life after death? as he smiled smugly. OK, she said. Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The preacher, visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmm, I have no idea. To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a God, or Heaven or Hell, or life after death, when you dont know crap? And then she went back to reading her book.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 05:01:35 +0000
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